Come for the article. Stay for the trolls. They're always good for a Friday night chuckle.

Bam. I came to say the exact same thing.

Oh, hey. I lived in the area while they were building that church in the picture. It was weird.

Is that Comic Sans in that cookie image? Never trust an organization who uses Comic Sans. (All individuals who use it are highly suspicious.) Same for Papyrus users.

That's one of the things I hate the most. I heard similar "how not to get raped" advice growing up. It was almost always, "Don't fight it. It'll only make him angry and more likely to hurt you. Just try to get through it and then go get help."

Totally my reaction. I thought this was some taxidermied concoction.

No. No, it is not. In fact, I feel it to be highly appropriate.

Also must add the ability to leave behind the mess of said bottle of wine and Thai food and not worry about someone else's idea of "clean".

Hamster. :) Not a mouse because there's no tail, and it's too small to be a gerbil. Unless it's some other rodent type that I'm unaware of, though it still looks much like the steady parade of hamsters my sisters and I had as kids.

While you're right, it still breaks my heart a little.

I am not totally jealous of the awesome mohawks. *Sigh*

I found it! (Slow work day.) It does, indeed, look awesome. I don't know how Burt feels about linkage, but it's on 8/6 if that helps. :)

That's awesome! I've always been too chicken to try anything totally new like that. The best I did was dye the underside of my hair hot pink. Loved it so much, I still have it about four years later, but it's not all that crazy what with the kids and they're newfangled fondness for the crazy colors.

I have to ask. How did you feel about the mohawk the next day?

Oh lordy. I shall <3 you forever for that gif alone!

I wish I had done something other than stand there thinking, "He's coming back, right? Maybe he went to get the mop? Because he wouldn't just leave it..." Then realizing a full minute or two later that nope, he left it.

This doesn't really have anything to do with the article, but I once had a coworker who spilled about half a pot's worth of coffee all over the break room counter. It spread all over the counter and dropped onto the floor. He and I were the only ones in the room, and while I'm pretty clean at work (a bit of a slob at…

Duuude... That is kinda awesome. That might make me a terrible person, but the visual is worth it.

Yes! Patrick Stewart is the schiznits. This will be the most badass Target cafeteria ever! This needs to happen, and I need to be there.