While I agree the modern rom-com needs an overhaul, I'm not sure if all your examples fit. The Ugly Truth—yeah, whole-heartedly agree with that. I didn't care for either of those characters and their ill-fitting stereotypes.

Ohmygod! I'm in love. I can feel my credit card cringing in anticipation.

You'd think. They made that terrible, terrible sitcom about the "man-cession". What was it called? "Men at Work", "Working It"... something like that. But funny how not-so-long ago, the idea of men being the hardest hit by the recession has suddenly flipped so that wait, no, really we meant women.

And "Jeezus" kinda looks like Chuck Norris... which is also fitting.