Eh, I probably shouldn't comment since I've never been pregnant, but I spend a lot of time/care on my body too (I'm totally just like KK), and I think if it changed that much that quickly and in a way I had very little control over I'd probably not want to leave the house either.

Exactly, she got so much shit for what she wore while pregnant she's saying ladies the only right answer is to never be seen.

I feel like you're being kind of hard on Kim here. With the amount of shit she was given about her body and clothes while pregnant, I'm surprised she leaves the house now.

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

I love you for the Dorian Gray Joke. I used to make that joke all the time (I look younger than I am) and there were just...crickets. Either not enough people have read the story, or my kind of funny isn't everybody else's.

Hold up, Eva Mendes is 40?!?!?!?!

Yes we all need a treat yo self day

If Retta needs a good girlfriend to help her weather her breakup with some tequila, karaoke and random kissing of hot boys in bars, I would like to volunteer to be her wingman bestie.

I might agree with you that it is "too inspirational" if it were a work of fiction. Like, if someone just made this story up to force down our throats the idea that "anything is possible!", I would be gagging and calling it out as ridiculously unrealistic. But it happened. He actually lived through that shit. You…

What is with that FACE? WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THAT FACE? And is there some sort of scientific reason why every time I see it, I get so ragey that all I want to do is drop the guy with a kick to the balls and then sit on his chest and pummel his face until his features turn into an unidentifiable bloody soup? …

that's cute and all, but it's no bunny nanny.

I had a guy named Lennie taking care of my rabbit but he was to rough. I hear his friend George took him to a nice place where he pet all the rabbits he wants.

"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?"

I seriously can't stand when people text/facebook during conversations/meals like they're somehow awesome at multitasking while simultaneously being awesome at being in high demand. Be present in the fucking moment, people.

<——- There's an article over there about Carly Rae Jepsen. I don't care about her or her money or lack thereof. Know what I do about it? I don't click on it. It's just that easy.

Joe Mangianello is very hot yes, but were those sunglasses put on in photoshop? Are they from baby Gap?

No I do not want to fuck the little boy, he looks like a little boy, I am a mother of a little boy and I do not want to fuck the little boy. Did not think I would be typing these words today.

"Does everyone have enough to drink? Brenda, how's the new job? How come no one is trying the onion dip?

I'm not surprised that the barista is a teenager. I'm really happy with this new bunch of teenagers coming up. The ones I know are really brave and stand up for other people who need help. I know it's fashionable to rag on the younger folks, but I won't, because I think they're great.

Ugh you're totally right, I'm so sick of the unrealistic beauty standards of society, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION.