I've always liked, 'I was taken unexpectedly drunk.'

I definitely do.

Toy Kanye is handsy

I absolutely love what Taylor's been up to lately. I know some people think she's pushing the ya ya sisterhood thing a little too much, but building up that network of friends and making them the "family you chose" is so much a part of being in your twenties. What I think is even better is that every time she talks…

Gawd. I remember recording Baby hit me one more time on a tape in my boom box that sat on top of my bed . I was 13.

Don't be so smug. Feminism HAS to have hurt your life somehow. Let's think this through.

Yeah the vaginal looseness one really upsets me most (though it was a close race!) especially from "sexperts" maybe they should learn about how all the parts work before self-certifying as an expert.

Because if the sex you two are having is bad, it's DEFINITELY her fault. There's no way it could be the guy. Guys are NEVER wrong or bad in bed. It's all that feminism.

It's not "ignorance" to wonder why this is a racial thing all of a sudden. Especially since the majority of leaked photos were of white women. If you want to get all RACIAL about this particular issue.

#notallvultures

I don't know if I would call a woman suddenly leaving her husband "beautiful." He definitely wouldn't call it that. I'm glad she found happiness, but it isn't a beautiful situation all around.

I guess Diana had to give it to someone? I mean, she probably didn't want it sold to Ripley's or whatever. They should have a bonfire with it, though, that thing was ghastly.

I'm a big fan of the place called Mexican Restaurant by me. Never been there, but at least they're straightforward.

I gotta say, I know Taylor Swift can be too earnest and sugary sweet and a little immature, but I really, really like this post from her. She doesn't pretend like pain and bullying go away, she doesn't say one day the bullies will be suddenly ugly and poor and those who are bullied will be beautiful and rich. She's…

Only 13 days until "The Mindy Project" returns! Oh, how I've missed you...

I think she's gorgeous, but that photo really does look like she's concentrating on trying to squeeze out a fart.

Books? Who reads books? Show me the new TV shows!

Humphries was her second marriage. I have no room in my head for important knowledge because I know shit like that.