Tell me your pet-peeves or deal breakers with potential SOs.

It's pretty weird to call out Khloe for being disrespectful to Native American culture and call them "hairy gypsies" in the same sentence.

I just have to share this text my mom sent me yesterday:

Let's get serious, this is the ONLY Taylor Swift story worth reporting today.

we are never ever ever

Ugh. I once had an abusive 12-stepping family member call me to "make amends", which included listing all the horrible things they did and asking forgiveness for each one. NOPE. I know it's an important part of the recovery process and blah blah blah, but it seems solely designed to clear the conscience of the…

That's SO not Raven.

As someone living in NZ, I've never understood America's obsession with the tipping system considering how easy it is to abuse and thus screw over those who depend on it.

I'M SUCH A GENTLEPIG, BUT NONE OF THE LADIES EVER NOTICE ME IN MY CAGE OVER HERE

#notallguineapigs

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

He was in Buffy. HE WAS IN BUFFY. I can't believe it. I WATCHED THAT EPISODE NOT ONE WEEK AGO AND I DIDN'T REALISE!!

A former friend lived with a woman that was a major stoner. Wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. All the time, smoke. Therefore, her tolerance was very high. (haha...high.) One time we were hanging out and she had made pot brownies, a whole pan of them cut into little squares. She offered them to us and we ate a few,…

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. I HATE THIS.

Would parenting classes really be such a bad idea? Some knowledge on childhood development would have really helped out my parents who always expected me to act like I was 35.

That feeling you get when Mom and Dad fight. BUT I LOVE YOU BOTH.

OHHHH TLC the musical group, not TLC the channel. Makes much more sense.

I'm actually pretty upset that you've discovered this, because I've kept the truth hidden for so long. But perhaps your comment and my subsequent coming out will help me feel like myself again.