God, I'm glad I'm not in a business where someone needs to make sure my knees are properly highlighted and contoured.

This. I'm so mad for Kelly.

So what you're saying is....not ALL photos of Beyonce?

Poor Kelly. Always getting overshadowed by Beyonce, even at her own wedding.

NOT ALL MEN!!!!

Yeah, cause everyone knows that's how you get ants.

If they aren't staying past the restaurant's closing time, you can go fuck yourself with that sentiment.

Patriotism makes no sense, logically.

HERP DERP FREEDOM JESUS SOLDIERS MURICA

It has everything to do with rights. No one should be forced to endorse a political agenda that they disagree with.

Respect is earned. And it sounds like this kid respects our nation's principles more than a hollow gesture. Good for him.

Some people forget how much Freedom the soldiers harvest for us. When they head off to foreign nations that have no means to attack us or change our laws, they're actually harvesting massive quantities of Freedom which we all need to thank them for, every day actually. The giant tanker ships full of Freedom come at…

The veteran who defended him sounds like a lot of Texan moderates I know. They're just so damn sensible and moderate.

Need a new trendy name? Why not Zoidberg?

Not all Brooklyns.

Wait, we're not talking about all men?

While I understand the place where this comes from (people hate being stereotyped even as they stereotype others), I think people miss the goddamn point: it doesn't matter if not all of group x or y does a or b. If you are not guilty of said action, then it doesn't apply to you.

Seen on Tumblr this morning:

This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen

You know what would be an appropriate punishment...