Wow, you're really a lovely and sweet person and not judgmental and insane at all aren't you?

Have people always been this awful to Kim or am I just noticing this now? That is creepy, sick, and so upsetting. Awful.

It's horrific and misogynistic and gross and advertising on Gawker sites.

Didn't you guys have a billion sponsored posts from this show before it aired?

If this shit happens in California, I will revolt. REVOLT.

They could release the Veronica Mars movie in a sewage treatment plant and I'd still go.

Show up to the bar late, be slightly more sober than anyone else. Profit.

Basically this.

mine:

I love that first Beyoncé pic. Her in her sneakers and the bomber jacket (which looks like it's Jay's) with the sparkly performance dress, late at night, walking across the runway to her private jet. It feels very evocative and almost intimate, like it's capturing something very essential about her life. I really…

He gave some interview where he mentioned that he got McDonalds, but he couldn't go inside to eat it, so he drove into an alley to eat it in his car. In the car next to him was a guy getting a blowjob from a hooker.

There is a group of skater boys that live in my apartment building. They are probably between the ages of 10 and 15, and 5 or so of them skate together after school every day, frequenting the sidewalks and areas where I walk my dog. My dog is very skittish and gets really scared at the sound or sight of a skateboard.

This reads like

And yet the fact that she managed to run an entire marathon suggests otherwise.

Pooping after running is, like, the only enjoyable part of running.

Why are you so dismissive of her 'music' if you've never heard a note of it?

I love hearing stories like yours. We live in Peru and I recently gave my 11-year-old the task of researching interesting places to visit in South America, to be able to contribute ideas for the next family vacation.

My second-grader recently did a unit on Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. day. Each child had to write down their "dream" on a dove. My kid wrote the following:

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.