Things I would dismiss without a second thought:

"Her husband having an affair with her own daughter"...

Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.

I'm glad the carefree black girl thing is becoming mainstream.

This COMMENT has resting bitch face.

From the title I was seriously expecting that they cast a blonde white lady in the role.

Red lipstick imitates and insinuates the swollen crimson color of an aroused vulva. And you know how society feels about people actually enjoying sex.

Talking at a Bafta panel event on the future of children’s television, she revealed she takes swearing guidelines so carefully she once spent 20 minutes discussing the word ‘fart’.

I'm sorry but that is effing gorgeous and I would wear that all over the grocery store.

I'm not listening to anyone talk about hair washing frequency unless they can match my fine/thin/sparse baby hair to an exact count. I don't need to know that someone's horsetail mane of crowning glory can be washed every 12 to 13 days with a run of baby powder douses. Thin hair needs washing every day. Twice if…

I shower a different amount of times than everyone else here, and I think we should fight to the death about it.

I actually did get disgusted reading all the disgusted Twitter comments.

I'm just happy no one wrote "discusting"

This article is disgusting.

fingers in my ears La la la la la la. I can't hear you. La la la la la la.

He is a delinquent.

This profile follows two simple rules for success in online dating:

HI MARK. YOU SEEM TO BE ABLE TO WRITE AND FEEL EMPATHY! GOOD JOB.

What a refreshingly clear and honest statement about seeking help. Well wishes to Kesha.

(Where is my bb Weevil, though?)