Meanwhile, at Jezebel

Oh my god get that ring out of that baby's hand before she puts it in her mouth! That' rock is perfectly trachea-sized.

Not gonna lie, if I ever have a daughter, I will make her watch High School Musical with me. And I'll be like, "See that dude? Yeah, I was all about that when I was a teenager. Yeah."

My wife kept her name, and I supported her choice. My balls are doing just fine.

She's giving up her identity to become part of his identity... how would you feel if your wife asked you to take her last name?

That is very sexist. Why do you think she has his nuts in a sling? Because she hasn't taken his name? Not tolling I'm interested in your answer.

Looks like you didn't catch West Jet jumping into the fray to mention their policy of transferring vouchers to ANYONE.

Amanda Seyfried seems like a good egg. And her pics with her dog are always delightful.

All the people at whatever airport he leaves it at are going to love it.

I thought the parents of Tru were just giant Eliza Dushku fans.

You should never be embarrassed about knowing things about BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN.

My son's name is Hoobastank, Jezebel is always name shaming me and mine

Unassisted and away from your family and everything you know.At the age of like 14. Mary will always win Worst Christmas Ever.

Nigella failed to travel to Ethiopia to harvest her own coffee beans.....#nigellashortcuts

I read it more as she didn't have to be ignorant of apartheid—the parent at the school fought to have a book by a South African author about apartheid banned. Now that girl didn't have the opportunity to learn about apartheid because of other people's discomfort and own ignorance.

I dunno, I read it as "Holy fuck, what the hell is up with a school system that doesn't address apartheid even glancingly enough so that people know how to pronounce the word."

I missed the part about where he said something about your weight.

Scott may be a douche but he earned my eternal respect just for that line alone. Seriously.

Is Kim even aware of the word "modesty"?

I looked at this for a long time trying to figure out how this dude looked like Mr. Bean.