You went from “But he marched with MLK” to “ugh, black folks, why even bother” in two sentences. Impressive.

“Leaving with him is a very public consensual move.”

This is exactly why many women dont report it.

Yeah, what was she expecting? To have her physical boundaries and legal rights respected by a grown man? What a dumb slut! I bet she made it all up and then went to the hospital for a physically invasive examination and hours of questioning just to continue the charade. She probably figured it’d be totally worth it to…

Most men are cool about stuff like that. Some aren’t. We call those guys “rapists.”

I thought you might just be pressing buttons, but I looked at your comment history and you seem legit, so I’ll reply . . .

Holy shit, man.

I view it as progress that the only thing I’m unsure of here is what the hell “peeped the lettuce” means.

Haha I love it when people tell me, “But you look fine!”

The answer is: because depression is a mental disorder that doesn’t give a fuck how “worthy” you seem to other people.

I feel compelled to share this bit of wisdom by David Foster Wallace everywhere I read anything about suicide in the hopes that it can help people - even one person - understand. (Kinja screwed up the formatting and won’t let me change it, but I feel like it’s kind of appropriate for the message.)

its about as rational as saying “she had everything going for, why did she get cancer” but really we do need to ask this question because people dont understand. Its not (always) whats on the outside that counts, looks, money, whatever. If you have a disease causing your brain to operate a certain unhealthy way then…

I would absolutely fuck Shia. That boy has lived.

Are we all adults around here? I sometimes wonder. Because it seems sometimes like there’s a Jezebel League of Decency that pops up whenever stories about divorce, infidelity, or other private matters have stories on Jez.

OR, some people aren’t good at mating for life.

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

I decided today to stop visiting and commenting on Gawker sites. “The Post” on Gawker was astounding, and the reaction by writers and editors, as well as the blaring and glaring non-reaction by some, are making me want to take my clicks and give them away elsewhere on the internet. However, I will miss you beautiful…

15. Get it yourself

How did you miss “Let’s go.” I have to say this close to a dozen times in the 10 feet from my front door to my car. If I don’t say this 100 times per day, I can barely get them to take 15 steps before getting all distracted

15. Quit touching each other!