Sofia Vergara is so so so so so so so much better and smarter than this “spirit of Charro” shit she’s channeling. You can see it in the way she leverages her brand. Theres so much more to her than her face and accent and skin and boobs. Its annoying to watch her essentially whore herself out

I like when people try to figure out why bad movies flopped.

You ever hear somebody lie to someone on the phone and they be lying SO smooth that you’re like, DAMN, and forever look at them askance? This happened to me with someone I emphatically trust, but...now..damn...I don’t know..

During an interview on Thursday’s “On Air With Ryan Seacrest,” Tran said, “Us getting back together… I can’t say. I don’t know what the future holds.”

only logical explanation

This is dripping with sarcasm- see the “true American” comment.

I think she's being sarcastic.

tbh, I had no idea that Svengali was a Jewish character until right now, so probably ignorance is a large part of it. I would say that “Svengali” in this usage has become pretty divorced from the original character, and therefore the character’s Jewishness, in popular culture. I didn’t even know where Svengali came…

She was 15. The impression you likely have of her is what she became, not what she was then.

This. Come on Joan Jett. Make a statement and reach out to Ms. Fuchs. This clearly has haunted her whole life. God, that article was a hard read. Very very important, but hard.

What startles me is that Joan Jett was complicit in any of this. Maybe I’ve had the wrong impression of her.

“in my mind” I didn’t rape anybody is a real Cosby-level excuse

Cherkis points out, too, that Fowley always denied sexually abusing The Runaways, quoted in a 2013 band biography as saying, “They can talk about it until the cows come home but, in my mind, I didn’t make love to anybody in the Runaways nor did they make love to me.” And that may be right, in that “love” is no one’s…

That whole Star report about Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt makes me want to scratch my skin off the bone with frustration.

Re: Westfeldt and Hamm: I’m sadder about this than my own parents’ divorce. I’m also calling BS on the “she wanted a baby” thing. I thought she had also been fairly vocal about not feeling the pull to motherhood? I mean, it’s one thing if she did a 180, which is her prerogative, but if they each felt differently and…

And like. How does one rub their ‘gina against another’s ‘gina. Vulvas, sure. Clits, sure. But vaginas. Do they pull their vaginas from their body, like unfurl them like a flag, and then twist them around one another, like a rope? Can you pull out the fallopian tubes to make a braid? Is this a horrifying series of…

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

Drugs tend to go in big, generational cycles. Cocaine use is on the decline here while it is on the rise in Europe, where opioid use is declining while opioid use climbs here. So none of this really surprises me.

boxer briefs or gtfo

You know how men (or high school boys, or whatever) expect women to be “effortlessly hot,” where it’s like we just roll out of bed with sunkissed skin and blonde highlights and lean limbs and a perfectly flat torso and just throw our heads back and laugh with our perfect white teeth at how fun life is?