wipe out.

“Wipe out their supply”?

For a guy 61 years old and driving 80k miles a year, building this is unbelievable. Ford would be wise to put this hero on the payroll in some sort of design or idea group. Show me anyone even remotely close in productivity, much less in their 60's.

To get the 80,000 miles a year of driving over with as quickly as possible.

Taxes!

“This is based on a Ranger, so it’s much more compact than a Suburban or Expedition.”

So, is this the President reminding us that we’re only supposed to have one car per family?

Just get an F-150 like a real man. 

I’m sure I’m in the minority, but I prefer the Express to the Transit. Just a classic look. 

It looks far too functional and clean for Tracy to make an offer.

Seconded.

There have been MULTIPLE Venmo data breaches, leaks and scrapes - then there is how often it goes down, their “credit card” doesn’t work, etc.

They sure missed the obvious, and the one I want. A 2dr pickup on the 4dr Wrangler wheelbase. Or a 2dr extended cab on the Gladiator wheelbase with a more useful length bed. I actually love the Gladiator, but I don’t need a back seat at all, and it’s soooo loooooooong. 

“On the way, a police officer pulled me over, and told me that he’d clocked me doing 51 in a 35 mph zone. The penalty for such an infraction is over $160, which is more than I’ve paid for engines and entire suspension systems. This isn’t optimal, but typical from the state of Virginia (as we’ve covered thoroughly on…

Then both of them go back to their mansions after telling you how you needed them to improve your life.

Maybe. Jason said it was knocked roundabout 30 feet away. Could be further. Gneiss jump, though. Probably lost several quartz of oil on landing. Cars aren’t meant to shale through the air like that. 

She must have gotten pretty schist-faced before this happened.

The most important factor in any cookie’s deliciousness is whether it’s hot and fresh from the oven, and with a bag of B&Bs you can have exactly as many hot, fresh cookies as you want, whenever you want, in just 15 minutes.

Which is why I can’t keep break and bake or any other form of cookie dough in my fridge, because…

Is there a “hack” to remove the raisins from the oatmeal cookie dough?

It doesn’t need more horsepower, it needs more torque. They need to put the 4.6L from the GX into it. They’re on the same platform, you know it will fit.