Vision test for visual acuity is different from night blindness.

Do they even sell a shitbox that can’t go 80 anymore?

Sepeback?  Or runner up to the Aztek in a couple of decades for ugliest vehicle?

Better yet, what happened to being able to install your own audio equipment.

Maybe they need to redesign the name. I can’t imagine anyone out of their teens wants to reply, ‘Yeah, I got the Kicks’ when asked what kind of car they drive/bought.

Yes, I know the top consideration I have when driving is when my next brake line is going to blow or the next ball joint will snap.  /s

Funny, I find the Caddy to be much better looking than the Kia.

Yeah, not good looking would be the descriptor I would use.

Here’s the problem with speed markings - there are just too many corners marked 25 mph that you can take at 50+ mph with very little drama. So when one pops up that actually means it, unless you are familiar with the corner you just assume the sign is exaggerating the danger. For instance just today I went around a…

They don’t have to be owned by the school, you just have to be within the boundaries of ‘campus’.  Furthermore, many school are state schools, and thus the owner of the schools and the roads is the same - the state.

Et tu, Brute?

Fights result in deaths all the time.  Someone hits their head, etc.

I’m for banning guns in dorms. The rest of campus is a bit more problematic. Many campuses are integrated with the city they are located in. In other words, you can pass through campus just driving around town. Lots of people who aren’t students are on campus, and merely having a gun in your car shouldn’t be a…

https://www.wardsauto.com/news-analysis/toyota-technology-kick-started-ford-s-hybrid-escape

I think badge changing in general is a pretty good sign.  Removing your badge - it’s more than likely because you have base model car.  Upbadging, that’s a clear sign.  Sideways badging (i.e. putting the badge for the Japanese model of your car) is the best case, but even then you’re probably still an idiot.

I should be the ideal candidate for an electric car. I’m a delivery driver. Here’s the problem: I live 25 miles from where I work (I bought a house, it was the closest one that was affordable.) I can drive from 100-175 miles a night at work, and I have no idea what it’s going to be. I don’t have time to recharge at…

The lack of sporty, compact cars in general disgusts me.

260k on my C-Max hybrid.  Little secret - Ford uses Toyota Hybrid technology.

The problem is enforcement is practically non-existent.  For most, it’s a cease and desist letter from the FTC.  If it’s really big, then it’s a class action lawsuit where the lawyers get the vast majority of the money and the people harmed by the false advertising get a coupon for 25 cents off their next purchase.

I prefer to be call Dr. Jumbojeepman, due to my Doctorate in Motivation.