Catholics?

I believe you can buy as much as you want, but ammo is expensive. We have an outdoor shooting lease but never go more than once a month because of how expensive ammo is.

I disagree with Senator Graham on pretty much all the issues, but out of all the people running for the Republican nomination, he’s always struck me as the most competent, serious, and reasonable candidate (arguably because he’s never been in any of the main-stage debates). Which says a lot about the rest of them.

It’s about looking Hispanic Americans in the eye and saying, ‘We get it, be part of our cause,’”

This is where my black ass gets to spend Christmas with my white in laws. Pass the bottle.

Hundreds of kids WITH NO RECORDS had their lives destroyed!!! DESTROYED!!!!

Welp, I’m done for today. It’s time to begin the heavy drinking portion of the evening.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

There’s a guy in the back playing those little clappy hands, which I find especially delightful. I’ve watched this video over and over just to watch in awe of how obscenely talented she is. Her voice is amazing with absolutely no help.

But they forgot the most important classroom instrument of all:

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

I’m glad she got out of her abusive habit.

HIV is still viewed as a scandalous infection of the unsavory, unfavorable members of our society.

emilio is the superior sheen

“Once he lost weight, it seemed as though in a short time he had hyper-sexuality,” Bradford said. “There are brain disorders that can be associated with sexual drive.”

Mild pedophilia.

Yeah, the adjectival form is “prepubescent.” In addition to having his medical license revoked, he should also be sent back to 2nd grade grammar class.

Bradford called Fogle’s pedophilia “mild pedophilia.”

Oh thank God he’s only attracted to 14 yo’s instead of 5 yo’s! Are you kidding me? I know some 14 yo girls, they look like children playing dress-up. They believe too easily, they’re terribly immature.