My grandparents used to wear their matching nylon tracksuits to fly. I think those have been replaced by today's yoga pants, or the (yuck), pj pants.

Seriously, we should start a grassroots campaign to get people to not buy the Pay-Per-View access (I think it costs about $50 to watch it). If people don't buy, maybe this clown will cease being the highest paid athlete in the nation.

They need to invite Jennifer Anniston to their bonding event.

Cabriolet. Can't buy me love!

You seriously prefer "masturbation" to fap? Not me! And the term "self-pleasuring" makes me want to barf.

The day isn't over yet. If Fox was smart, they would OWN that. They would dress their staff in head to toe Sears, and say, "The snooty left at ABC think they are too good for Sears. We at Fox, the ril 'mericuns, love Sears." And then everyone in rural America will flock to Sears for back to school shopping.

This morning, some dude on Good Morning America said that the POTUS looked like he was the President of Sears. He said that. Today. on GMA. That bugged.

1. STFU. Obama looked great.
2. ABC has a problem with Sears? Lots of people like Sears. What's wrong with Sears?

"This thumbs up signal is just a thumbs up nothing more when we give meaning to something that has no meaning." The parents of this little one seem to think it has meaning, otherwise they wouldn't have shared it. Who are you to say, "Nope, sorry. It's just a thumb. No meaning there."

Quit raining on their happiness…

But does she wear a scrunchy?

Paul…Barf? I disagree.

And the Jamocha shake, yo!

Unless you are the POTUS. Everyone knows that HE is black.

If I answer the questions, will you let me touch your hair?

Her puffed up lips keep getting in the way!

Word! That's some fierce Blance Devereaux right there.

I had the same confusion. Plus, she is wearing her sparkly evening specs. Girl please, he's just not that into you.

And those bangs do nothing for her! Looks like she went through a chop shop.

Butting in: Dorian Gray!

I love to watch the 1970's episodes with my kids. The new ones SUCK! Velma and Daphne are boy-crazy about Shaggy and Fred. It's less about solving mysteries, and more about "Oh, why won't he love me?" I refuse to watch.

"It has a lot to do with Nick's career choices. He does not have to work, but he's been throwing himself into gigs and projects."

Kudos to Nick! His attention-whore wife wanted to keep her sweet precious Nick in her gilded prison, citing, "He doesn't need to work." Mariah and her millions will take care of him. He…