No one cares about your Welsh cakes beeatch. We're all looking at Mr. Tucci and his burning butter. Swooon.

A cookie showdown. You can't screw this up, unless you are Teresa Heinz Kerry and you bring disgusting PUMPKIN cookies to the corral. Yuck!

I'm in a mixed marriage. Sometimes we argue. Mr. Townclubpop likes to shout at the TV when he thinks he is seeing the "liberal media." Gaw! Oddly enough, we agree more often than we disagree. We both want the same things; we just disagree as to how to get there. We're moderates. How boring is that?

I'm approaching 40, and it is my hope that the perm comes back at a full rage. I'm ready for it. When my grandma died, I got her pick. Maggie Seaver rocked a shoulder-length perm in the 80s. I think a longer version of the helmet hair(pictured above) can work. C'mon Hollywood. Help a mom out. Give a tv show…

Seriously. There is a huge market for this. C'mon Trojan!

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Completely agree. The louder we shout, "Babies are parasites! My three abortions are none of your business: I don't want stretch marks!," the more we'll have to deal with trans-vaginal ultrasounds and crap like that. Extremists are hurting our cause.

This article is a great piece for adult women. I like the tone. :)

Are you reading these crazy messages? Do you think this is mainstream? Do you think you're helping women?

Yes you can.

I'm reading these replies and cringing. I'm ProChoice, but I hate abortion. Too many of these posts are frighteningly way too far left of center. This is why the ProLife movement is gaining ground—your stories are appalling: my mom had two abortions and she's great, or my friend had one in her teens and another in…

Ha! You are pretty funny. Insulting the citizens of an entire country is a gas, ha, get it, gas...Auschwitz, bahaha.

Yeah, they'll have to pry the milk jug outta my hands. I love it. I drink whole milk; I wouldn't even consider skim. Cheese, yogurt, ice cream, whatever—milk does a body good.

I know that you took the headline straight from VH1, but could you please try to be aware of language used to describe children. Instead of "disabled child," consider "child with disabilities." I know this sounds trite and unimportant, but it really does make a difference.

Matt Lauer is a jerk. Did you see that arm draped over the couch, or catch his smug crap about Ann's good heart? Argh! I don't know how anyone can watch that show, not with Robin Roberts just a click away.

I was just thinking of the same parallel. I'm finding similarities between the State of Michigan and the Catholic Church. Both seem to be fighting for their right to discriminate.

Come back! Raise your children here. Most communities are very nice. The beaches are amazing. The farm fresh fruits and veggies are perfect for families. I moved back to Michigan and I don't regret it a bit. My children are happy, and I am too. Give us another chance!

Snyder has been quiet on all social issues. Yes, he's a businessman. His main focus is on the economy, as it should be. He won't veto this. He may not even comment on it. He is going to let the Legislature do their thing while he remains steadfast in his mission to get our state out this financial mess, and it's…

Oh no no no. Don't start pointing fingers at the West side. The six Dems who crossed the party line were all from SE. The conservatives from GR may have penned the bill, but Metro Detroit and other statewide Republicans voted for it too.

Winnie Cooper—why? Those boobs look terrible. Be the flat-chested math babe that you were meant to be! You are 10x prettier without those plastic jugs.