You guys. I love how most of these comments are "OMG EW NO ONE WANTS TO SEE JAMES FRANCO'S STUPID PENIS EWWW" followed by complaining that you can't actually see the penis.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

When children, teens and young adults do amazing things, I always think, "Wow. There is hope for the future." And when people from older generations, like Retired U.S. Army Col. Johnson, do amazing things, I always think, "I guess there was hope for us all along."

We should totally just STAB CAESAR!!!

Ummmm...what about Head Unfriendly Black Hottie who knows the reality of the struggle and exactly what it is to suffer the wrath of unplanned for precipitation upon a freshly laid 'do?! And Jessica Lopez, who is not limited by the physical constraints of her paraplegia and manages to stage dive in a damn wheelchair…

And what about the woman sitting next to her? She's never even met Sam. Maybe Sam's Girl should move. Nobody needs someone else's pee on their textbooks.

Some vague percentage of the proceeds will benefit "child victims of abuse and neglect."

But how would you know that she'd be pissing all over herself if it wasn't for Sam if she didn't tell you? These are the kind of warnings people need when they're sitting next to someone. Maybe she should have some cards made, too.

SCORE! This kid just wrote my wedding vows for me.

Yeah, you know me!

This looks like nipples. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few nipples in my time.

Can we file this one away with the Great Pubic Hair Debate? As in, let's stop talking about it. I know men don't understand my turquoise eyeliner, OK? I've known ever since that survey in Seventeen magazine nearly two decades ago that told me that guys don't "understand" purple nail polish. I'm wearing purple nail…

Hey Bill O'Reilly? What's your stance on government-funded birth control, and comprehensive sex education in public schools? Access to womens' healthcare? Planned Parenthood?

Hmm. I see. And Beyonce is the problem.

This kind of language is not just insulting to women, but to men. They're basically equating men to children, who can't seem to grow up and be responsible for their own actions. Apparently any negative action by a man is always linked to a woman, because men have no common sense. SMDH

I just withhold sex from my wife every time she hugs our daughter. Take that women!

I don't know who that doctor who laid the verbal smackdown on Dr. Drew is, but he seriously deserves a gold star of some kind.

For me, it's kind of like:

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

That's why her hair is so big. IT'S FULL OF SECRETS.