I've been telling people this for years. Colleges don't give a flying fuck about the safety of their students. They care about attracting high schools kids to come to school there and give them money. Point blank period end of discussion.

I know, it's like people suffer from a kind of visual schizophrenia that makes them able to be repulsed by and totally vicious about 'fat' celebrities but totally unperturbed and nice as pie to friends, relatives and romantic partners of the exact same size.

Looks like they're not seeking the suspect, he's already in custody. The kids detained him — which is just remarkable in all kinds of ways.

Man, white people have the worst pinatas.

I'm significantly less enthused about Miranda Kerr's desire to "explore" with us, while still really only having sex with men. It doesn't come off as some radical embracing of sexual fluidity, or like she's really even coming out as a Kinsey-1-bi. Straight women using us as accessories isn't liberating, it's…

Gonna have to disagree. Eye contact is awesome.

YOU GUYS: EAT FOOD. THAT IS IT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST EAT FOOD.

True story, I have a very close girl friend who is a whip-smart publishing professional with lots of interesting opinions and an awesome sense of humor. She and I have been part of a diverse group of awesome male and female friends for years. A few years ago, she invited me to her wedding shower, which was a mixed bag…

Right. My mom always told me if I got into the same situation 3 times, it was time to look at myself.

"However, I do want to have shiny skin and be vaguely pissed off at something in the distance."

If he was transtioning and it was acknowledged by him as happening, yeah, sure, it'd be news. But he's been pretty clear that he isn't. So, in my view, it is really uncool to keep talking about him in the context of a transition which isn't happening. Pretty uncool towards Jenner himself, uncool towards trans people…

They make it sound like such a permanent thing. When Candy Kane decides she needs a new schtick and puts on a bright pink wig and and glittery lipstick, that means she walks around the grocery store like that too. They must have a whole wing of the precinct dedicated to drag queens alone.

Broad City is everything Girls wishes it could be.

It means your aura is flattering and goes with everything.

Only sad and pathetic people think celebrities are better than other people

Bahaha, that made me laugh. Your mother is wise. But I would call what I do for a real job is something that I worked hard to be at and ultimately like (not love). She in the end she is an entrepreneur. Who knows, she could really really hate what she does and just does it like the rest of us to make it work. (Highly…

I mean, we've seen Hodor and Theon, right? So really that's only one net dick.

You know something, Jon Snow.