It's the Selena Effect!

I'm going with Pigmit.

Keggy?

Pigmie?

I may be overthinking this. Kerry Washington is talented and gorgeous and wonderful. I know it's Twitter. But, spelling "your" as "u're" does not save a single. Fucking. Character.

Can this site stop being so shitty, Shame on you for using Beyoncé as headline for this accomplish woman. You know that she was a thing way before Beyoncé using her work right?

Amen, sister friend.

Yes. Yes. Yes to all of this.

I have never seen a lot of classic films, and my husband thinks I'm nuts, but I just can't care. NEK nominations, memes and most FB crap (throwback thursdays?) just make me tired. Sometimes you just have to draw a line between what is important to you, and what everyone else says is important.

I win.

"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings."

Urban survivalist, makes own toothpaste, wears overalls; she's like Pinterest come to life.

THESE PANTS.

I fell in love with these pants the very first time I watched Constantine. I would kill to have them.

"And it's an unnecessary overreach to leap from skepticism of certain aspects of modern medicine (or, the flipside, openness to alternative medicine) to the complete disavowal of all modern medicine."

9) Snuffaluffagus

This. And I'm not going to wait an hour for the oven to cook a baked potato that I can cook in 6 minutes in a microwave.

"Brittany Daniel—who will eternally be Jessica Wakefield—revealed that she's been battling non-Hodgkin's lymphoma."

YES. And holy crap that shit looks scary up close. Do not want.

Jesus, thank you. This shit is all over Pinterest, and all the 'After' photos make these women look like porno-clowns. Put. the. Fucking. Bronzer. Down.