Jesus Christ this fucking look

Hester-Prynnin-Ain't-Easy

I want to do a scavenger hunt with these things. Only without telling people what they're going to find. It'd be brilliant.

Being Southern sounds so tiring.

You need a 6x6 space? I only need the space in my mind for willpower. I will myself sexy.

"If I could do it at 18 with a guy..."
Yeah but Charlie, that wasn't just any guy...

This film is going to be a total bomb. Even my aunt - who loves the books, unlike most people who read them out of curiosity - isn't planning on actually seeing it.

There are only two words to describe Tom Hiddleston.

Perhaps this is off the topic, but has anyone ever heard of a worse name than Robin Thicke??? Why didn't he change his name to something better, more seductive, like Johnny Sweetshlong? I want to fuck Johnny Sweetshlong. I want to give my Dairy Queen order to Robin Thicke.

I'm with you. I usually like nice foamy worldbuilding (and I'm stealing that phrase, Anders) as much as the next guy but all the heavyhanded mythology bullshit in Chronicles was making me roll my eyes so goddamn hard I almost blinded myself. I can't think of a single thing they introduced in that movie that WASN'T…

THIS is EXACTLY why I thought this movie would suck - Pitch Black was amazing because Riddick EMERGED as the sort of main character. He was so much cooler and scarier and more intimidating when the other characters were talking about him and deciding if he was trustworthy, etc, and he was saying VERY little. Or like…

"Like, open your mind to me, man."

Okay. If there really are a fuckton and they need to be recycled, they (the gubmint, the author, whatevs) just need to use one of those industrial paper cutters that can go through a kajillion layers to cut off the bound edge. PROBLEM SOLVED.

1. At least they don't have to worry about his sentence being overturned on some previously unseen technicality.

10. At least he can't continue to make noise about visitation rights / Amanda Berry's daughter can't be forced to interact with him.

This is pretty funny. I have a framed poster up of the last game I worked on, as a reminder of when to trust my gut and get the fuck out.

First off, I don't like the guy. So, it makes me unhappy that I am defending him. However, it is possible that we're making some assumptions in what he says. He's right we don't need "porn for women", we do need more porn directed and produced by women though. Women are not some monolithic porn purveying group…