I like that you followed up Chet Haze's bitchtweet with a charming tweet by his much more likable brother. Let's talk about tiny airplane movie screens, Colin!

OH JEEZ?!

What? Legally hitch myself to some guy just so I can hang out in Shailene Woodley's treehouse? That's weapons grade crazy right there.

Wow. Thank you. Thank you SO MUCH for taking what I wrote and reducing it to "Here, honey. Here's an article explaining to your silly brain that you were easily influenced into self harm." Instead of addressing part of my experience that I shared with you, a stranger, in hopes that you'd see that my suffering began at…

The first time I cut myself was in 1984. I was 13. I grew up in a small midwestern town. My graduating class had 87 people. I didn't even know cutting had a name until I was in the military, still cutting. It's amazing what a messed up mind can come up with without any prompting. I'd never seen anyone else cutting,…

My paternal grandmother has been dead for more than ten years now, and I still feel upset when I think about how I was forced to interact with her. "Give grandma a kiss, let grandma give you a kiss." I was never a kissy child with family members, but with her it was ALWAYS KISSES. And she had to kiss me on the…

I like it. We'll have to agree to disagree.

We're so stuck on the idea that different is bad. That standing out is bad. But let me ask you, which cover is more striking? More eye catching? More dramatic? Which cover is getting more attention? And you're going to tell me that a female minority comedian actor and writer and producer getting a beautiful and unique…

Don't worry. When she hits those awkward teenage years and tries to figure out who she is (and not who legions of baby stalkers decided she was) everyone will turn on her and lament the loss of the infinite potential she once held. As a toddler.

I see it differently. I find it much more intimate and personal than the "messy dress up" of the other pictures. The white people got the same bland overdone setup and Mindy got something different.

Now let's all tell Mindy why she's wrong!

Are you kidding? My mom still believes the low-fat mumbo jumbo from the MID SEVENTIES.

My brain, made of fat, unilaterally rejects the idea of non-fat cheddar cheese. What's that? YES, brain, I'm putting some real butter on tonight's broccoli.

My brain, made of fat, unilaterally rejects the idea of non-fat cheddar cheese. What's that? YES, brain, I'm putting some real butter on tonight's broccoli.

I'm all for mixing up styles for variety, but some of those actually made me squint. It was too much. Now they're all strung together in my head like a washed out blizzard of white people.

It's because the Marvel universe isn't one-size-fits-all. If there's no character she fits, she doesn't get the role just because she's an award winner. Nicholas Cage is also an Oscar winner. Should we shove him in there, too?

The high neckline shortens her neck rather crudely and makes her body look disproportionate while the weird cut of the armholes accentuate how big her shoulders are.

YES, Katie, surgery is painful. You can ask anyone who has had any kind of surgery. How is this even a fascinating question?

I commented because I wanted to.

I'm not reading any of that, because I don't care about tweens or their "interests."