I do work out. Unfortunately it's not working. Insanity, bike riding, Krav Maga...still flabby. Might be my hormone problems, I dunno. We're all made differently I guess. At 42 I may never be tight.

I wish I was "tight fat" instead of "saggy fat." My but has a lot of celulite and dimples and my skin sags everywhere.

Wasn't Dina supportive of Lindsay's sobriety before and celebrated her last completion of rehab with a whiskey party or something?

Bravo hasn't issued a statement yet because they're sitting around, right now, wondering how they can exploit this for money. With Orange Is The New Black being such a raging hit right now, why wouldn't Bravo try and jump on board with reality legal and prison drama?

I feel you. I'm 42 and can't nearly hold as much tone as I used to. If I did pushups right now I'd be able to hold some tight arms for about ten minutes.

She worked her ass off and ate nothing but kale to prepare for We're The Millers. She's been eating. You know, real food. Maybe some carbs. Maybe even doing yoga once a day five days a week instead of twice seven days a week.

Wait, having sex prostitutes or having sex WITH prostitutes? I'm asking for a friend.

Let's sue Jezebel for 4 meeeelion dollars

Pretty good list. I agree with some others that it's missing Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan (hell, ALL the Lohans), the Kardashians, and Gwyneth Paltrow.

I have nothing to add but a story. When I was a tween, visiting my grandparents, my grandmother decided to take it upon herself to discuss sex with me. Not wanting to make her feel bad by letting her know my mom already gave me that talk four or five years earlier, I let her talk to me.

I'm sorry, but who is Masterblaster? Er, I mean Pack Master? Alcide should have pulled that chick's head clean off and then played wereball with it. (I'm certain that in Pack Camp they have sports activities and macaroni crafts where they earn badges and stuff before making smores and telling ghost stories around…

I just found it on itunes.

That's a lot of counts. Unfortunately, as slow as justice moves these days, we'll get to see at least seven more seasons of Teresa's show before this all goes to trial. Because just when I think Juicy Joe is finally going to go to jail for his activity, he gets his trial date moved back again.

I'll add it to the list!

We'd take in more if we could, but unfortunately our limit is five. They're spoiled, too. I may have to punish them by dressing them as pirates. Or maybe characters from The Venture Bros.

What have I done today? Besides feeding and caring for the five rescue dogs we have? Nothing, I guess. I'm a big fat lose who taught herself how to read at 3 and obviously didn't live up to her potential. Now I'm going to eat a cheesecake for breakfast.

I've had some therapy because I have some issues with trust and emotional intimacy. It was a harsh way to grow up, and a lot of the stuff I did after I left home was sort of a "screw you" to my parents. I had some anger.

"My vibrator doesn't work, I think it has a virus."

My rule of thumb is if it makes me feel like an old person trying to take video of myself on my computer, it's not for me.

There are times when eccentric people exhaust me. This is one of those times.