"My vibrator doesn't work, I think it has a virus."

My rule of thumb is if it makes me feel like an old person trying to take video of myself on my computer, it's not for me.

There are times when eccentric people exhaust me. This is one of those times.

My parents were distant. I'm the baby of four and they were basically done and exhausted. I was never grounded. I had rules and chores but nothing was really ever enforced. They didn't help me with my schoolwork or care about my report card. They told me that not only would they not pay for college, but they…

Do you know what's super fluffy? Meringue. Know what's not in meringue? Milk. If you're beating your eggs that hard for an omelet, you really don't need milk. The egg whites are what get fluffy. At least that's what my great-grandmother taught me, and I can make some killer omelets.

Am I missing the reason why Farrah Abraham's nothing tweet is being shared here? I've shat way better tweets than that.

Only the final image — one of Pippa’s pert backside from the Royal wedding —was flattering, though the caption was anything but. “So much promise,” it read, “So little delivery.”

I grew up in Whitey White Town, USA. I didn't start meeting people with other skin colors until I left Whitey White Town, USA, for the Air Force. Still, I found myself gravitating towards other whites. Until one day I found out a guy I was shagging was also shagging a black girl down the hall from me. She found…

A post-apocalyptic future Oz? I think by law the main character has to be a teenager and there must be a love triangle.

And I do kind of envy their family history. Mine is fairly boring. Except for that one guy who worked for Capone running liquor.

An heir to an impotent throne. I'm tired of people acting like the royal family means anything beyond an impressive pedigree and the luck of birth. What would William the Conquerer think about his family which weilds no power?

Why? We already have Suri Cruise AND Blue Ivy. Oh, and North West. What, our celebrity spawned American Royalty isn't good enough?

I'm not even sure! I found it in another thread ages ago and kept it.

Be proud of whatever rockin' body you have at any age. It's the bathroom selfie with a towel being held over his junk that I oppose to. C'mon!

I did outpatient therapy. If I had lived alone at the time I might have checked myself in somewhere, but I had my now-husband to support me and help. I relapsed a couple of times but thankfully the relapses weren't as severe as the original addiction.

I was a private binge drinker. AA wasn't for me. I needed private one-on-one therapy to address my deeper issues. The important thing is that I kept trying things until I found something that worked for me. If programs were one-size-fits-all then AA and Weight Watchers and so on would be 100% successes and no one…

He's sexing me with his eyes!

I am so sorry to ruin your Friday like this.

Good point! Ha!

I suppose "Help, I'm trapped between walls" can be misheard as "Help, I'm trapped between worlds."