Totally. Also, as a fairly recent first time dad, the last thing we needed that first week or month was lawn care. May as well have bought him a PS4.

It’s always lousy when people lose their jobs, but what really bothers me about this is knowing that Bill Simmons is frantically beating his dick at this very moment (and likely the rest of the day).

I knew a guy back in the day who really wanted a Jeep Wrangler. Specifically, a bright yellow Jeep Wrangler. Catch - the model year that was available in the bright yellow he wanted was about $15k more than pretty much any other color. He was broke but I’ll be damned if he didn’t find a way to buy one, and threw a…

So the next two headlines will be:

Oh no! Will MJ call our Derrick now, too?

Okay but does he have a brand?

As my old man used to say, “Only dopes do dope.”

Really the thing that bothers me most is that he uses “brand” in the brand.

Ach - der Grosse Baller-Marke!

Yes, there are five pieces of evidence.

Totally agree that a team doesn’t need to be a title contender to be fun to follow (though playoff contention, at least, is nice).

Agreed. He’s on the BBC talking about an event that asked for expert analysis - he’s not Steph Curry after winning a title.

In this clip, he plays South Korea, and his children are North Korea. Metaphorically.

Good lord, this. We’re new parents to a now 10-month old - he’s still only army crawling, but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t take less than the blink of an eye for him to dip out of the room and find the object or activity that has the highest potential to cause harm. At the moment he’s swinging and slamming doors from…

+1 gift basket.

I haven’t lived the Richmond for nearly a decade now, and probably haven’t thought about the Tobacco Company for longer than that. It’s probably the most Snyder-y place you could’ve named.

So Belichick DOES know how to use Instaface.

Counterpoint- being handed $24M after a season with 25 TDs, 12 INTs, and no playoffs isn’t exactly a woe-is-me situation.

If anyone has the staph to handle all of those picks, it’s the Browns.