Bless the internet.

Petition to stop calling this female viagra. Viagra is for when you feel desire, but can’t get the physical reaction you want. This is basically the opposite.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

They're 8-1.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Come on, THIS is how you take down an idiot on the field.

JACOBS!!!!!!

God I wish my nickname was Big Swaggy.

The NFL will drag its feet in protecting players, but hops right to it when comes to protecting bookies.

Yeah, my aunt was worried that my uncle’s dementia was getting worse because he wasn’t responding to questions and conversations the way he used to. Then my cousin discovered that he’s just been turning off his hearing aid when he doesn’t feel like dealing with my aunt.

Yes.

Any plans to scoop up Zach Lowe, Barnwell, or any other of the less-pretentious Grantland staffers?

I know it’s en vogue to to make these kind of outrageous claims every time there is an opportunity, but in our heart of hearts we know they are bullshit.

Eh, I’ll stick to my original plan; responsible savings and investments that will one day leave me with enough income to appear on Millionaire Matchmaker. Like a normal person.

Look at you, trying to have a sincere discussion about shooting people:

It’s different in that it’s a thousand times worse than a punch

He clearly changes his momentum from above Bridgewater to directly down towards his head once he realizes he’s sliding.

#blackcoffeematters

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop