How can you not root for this Wolves team? After the stunning loss of Flip Saunders, Sam Mitchell inherits the reanimated corpses of Tayshaun Prince, Andre Miller and Kevin Garnett along with a bunch a frisky kids who can’t legally buy a beer.

“He is a leader, a true unifying presence.”

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

I bet you disarmed him with your smile.

“Boo fucking hoo. My favorite team won the World Series and not everyone is giving me a blowjob to celebrate ‘our’ win.”

1) Enjoy it instead of looking to be butthurt at every turn. Why are so many KC fans predisposed to whine like this?
2) This is Deadspin. What the fuck did you expect?

So it’s not a Cardinals thing with you people. It’s a Missouri thing.

Look how I STAR this comment

sports analysis , not horrible

choose one

Being on Twitter let me get through to Comcast customer support after a long and stressful evening of getting nowhere, and actually ended with a call from a highly placed executive with the company, who fixed my problem, gave me a discount, and made sure I had his personal number.

From the NY Times, August 30, 1993:

Fuck this bitch, she spend her teenage years in a gang terrorizing black people then was part of that murder and the rape of a 13 years black girl and I should feel sorry for her? Fuck her. Fuck her and people who give her a platform.

Tbh Kyle I didn’t know you were still at Deadspin. Good work, man.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

The article describes the injury as gruesome, which it is, not the video.

Or- it’s a NY blog writing about a NY team, and histrionics is your default setting.

Short answer: No.

Look, he may not cook as much anymore, but I’ve brought this up before and I’ll bring it up again: the Congo episode of Parts Unknown demonstrates his cooking chops for all time as far as I’m concerned. The dude make Coq au Vin on a rickety boat with no electricity and slaughtered live chickens to do it.

In one post, you’ve surpassed Ley’s entire career.