Well, jeez, if you love it so much, why don’t you launch a DDoS attack on its servers?

Except the Prem is nothing like the Super League.

The Premier League still rests at the top of the English Football Pyramid, as the First Division did before it. The ‘breakaway teams’ didn’t really go far, did they?

The Premier League stayed aligned with the open system of relegation and promotion among the rest of…

Or because Grimes forgets to take Elon Musk’s iPhone away from him while he’s blitzed on Vulcan Cotton Candy and the stock price of a company jumps up from pennies to hundreds of dollars in just minutes after he tweets about it.

The stock market is basically people pretending blackjack is economically responsible.

And yet I seem to recall that just a few years ago GameStop was circling the drain.

“create one of the most ambitious games of all times”

Me too! Suckers, all of them!
Anywho, I’m off to buy a new starship for Star Citizen.

Please explain how Nvidia/Sony/Microsoft profit from scalpers buying up the preorder market? 

See also: GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

I’m a simple enby. I see gacha in descriptions for a game and I stay far away from said game and eventually forget it exists.

Exactly this. Don’t get on your hypocritical high horse and preach about FOMO. That’s the not the problem. The problem is the damn bots. Customers just wanting to buy a new product shouldn’t have to be competing with bots.  

Development of the game currently called Star Citizen could more accurately be said to have started in 2014.

Incorrect. The Kickstarter was 8 years ago, Chris Roberts said they already had been working on it for 2 years. It's 10 years.

Funny, it bugs me when SC apologists ignore Roberts’ famous

This is one case where a person making tongue in cheek fun of Star Citizen believers and the actual true believers are 100% indistinguishable. 

It always amazes me that there are people out there still supporting Scam Citizen

*tries to make a comeback but it’s just vague gagging noises*

You do realize you sound exactly like someone who drank the kool aid right?

U JUST DON UNDERSTAND THE AMBITIOUS SCOPE OF STAR CITIZEN. 

I hate to break it to you, but it’s been longer than even 8 years. Like most Kickstarter projects the work actually started before the Kickstarter campaign. Development, according to the developers themselves, actually started in 2010. So Star Citizen has been in development for at least 10 years.

Which is a pretty long time but far from unheard of when we’re talking about developing a brand new, very ambitious AAA game from scratch.