We’re in 2017 — something like this should not happen in America.

I don’t and never minded someone parking in front of my family home when I was a teenager but these dumb asses who would come to visit my stupid sister would PARK IN FRONT OF THE DRIVEWAY every fucking time. I don’t mean park IN the driveway. NO. They would put their car right in front of the driveway as if they were…

When it comes to a certain stereotype, that family checks off all the boxes.

Rednecks. That’s who. Basically every white person in the south. It’s a wonder most of us lived long enough to be radicalized by right wing and Russian disinfo and fuck up the election.

You say that now but just wait until you hit a banana peel or get knocked off course by a koopa shell. Next thing you know, you’ve fallen into a pit of lava.

They’re redneck country folk, it’s what they do. My cousins live in rural Idaho and were always out on their ATVs. Their son is a couple years younger than I am and he had his own three-wheeler almost by the time he could walk that he rode while they were out tearing through the forest. It also killed my cousin (he…

I drove one when I was 8. It was fun until I slammed the brakes over a small creek bed and threw my stepfather headfirst into a barn (we were both okay, thankfully).

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

Starred for Save a Ho. Also starred because I agree.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

She should stop being such a fucking idiot then. Might help.

So driving too fast for conditions and not maintaining a proper following distance?

It’s the motorcyclist’s fault no matter which way you slice it. He wasn’t paying attention and/or didn’t brake hard enough. If he had been closer, it would have still been his fault for not leaving a big enough following distance.

Uhh, the motorcyclist is at fault here. It would be one thing if he was at a closer follow distance, but he’s way way back. Had plenty of time to stop.

Both of those jokers have no business on the road.

No, she’s more gritty. A true “coaches kid” type, who really works hard and spends all her time in the gym. Just someone who wants to win.

“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].”

Jamie Kennedy’s comeback.