Like a lot of Black Mirror, that episode was pretentious, pseudo-intellectual horseshit. “Oh, we’re all like, slaves to reality TV and advertising.” But he was good in it.

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Try Beitbart. I think you and their tech editor have more in common

That’s what a master bedroom in San Francisco or New York looks like

I thought somebody dug around and found an article from when Half Life 1 first came out

Ah man, I bet Trump really regrets nominating Gorsuch for the Supreme Court

“..and don’t park in front of our house” - Also every old person of every race ever

*closes eyes* Ok, and then?

Go carts are much safer as far as I know. They have a low center of gravity so they don’t flip, plus they tend to be driven on flat tracks instead of uneven terrain

Your counterpoint isn’t very convincing if you’re also saying you agree with me

An 8 year old child shouldn’t be driving any other of those vehicles either

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

“My mind is calm, composed, and I’m ready to put on the performance of my life.”

Ah yes, the infamous “He was arrested for resisting arrest”

This is Lanesplitter. If you’re expecting intelligent thought about road safety you’re in the wrong place

Of course it’s the motorcyclist’s fault. The only people who defend him are cunts who ride like he does

Himalayan salt block or GTFO. You can cut right on it, y’know

Man, as if San Diego’s inferiority complex towards L.A. wasn’t bad enough. The Chargers moving just increased the one-sided rivalry tenfold

To promote argyle?

But that’s the problem with racism. It’s ignorance, not evil.