Remember everything that Sean Murray said about No Man’s Sky. Now imagine it being true. That’s Elite Dangerous

That depends. Did you ever call Tyrone? To help you get your shit?

What a bunch of morons. Everyone knows the movie is really about how Carpenter helped fake the moon landing

Daniel Craig is the best Bond. Out of all of them. All of them

What is she...what is she looking at?

“one litre of hydration fluid” - Otherwise known in non-quackery circles as water

AKA The tallest midget in the circus

I believe Pardew is back in rotation...

If that’s a serious question then I’d say about 100 hours

There’s no such thing as a perfect game, and it’s perfectly fine to have gripes about one that you play a lot, but giving a thumbs down for something that gives you thousands of hours of entertainment is a straight up clown move

That’s just as funny as people who play a game for 2,000 hours then give it a bad review

It’s funny how hockey and NASCAR fans are constantly bitching about Deadspin’s soccer coverage, blissfully ignorant of what it’s like to be subjected to Billy’s writing

One year someone will have the guts to use a game’s concept art in the actual game. This year is not that year

The boards are lower than the field and the lights are angled up towards the camera not straight ahead, so no.

At least she made it long enough to see the end of 500 Days of Kristin

Nazi imagery is banned in Germany, so the hakenkreuz can’t be in any video games sold there. Bigger publishers will remove it from games that are sold in Germany, but smaller (or lazier) ones will remove it altogether and you end up with this

As long as the elderly vote at a 70% rate and the young sit on their asses and speculate on the sexuality of video game characters that’s never gonna happen

Give it a chance. All he has to do is say that they shouted “Black Lives Matter” at him and the jury will give him Time Served

I have a Prius and I barely end up making money, he really must like doing it with a truck

Great, another SWSJW