How come they’re not allowed to vote just because they don’t cover it anymore?

There are idiots out there who give Peter Molyneux money, who says this plucky kid from a small town shouldn’t get a chance?

hmmm...

As usual you Gawker liberals are wetting your pants over someone EXPRESSING HIS 1ST AND 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS. You’ll never appreciate the sacrifice greater men than you made in the name of patriotis- oh, he’s black?

I think it’s supposed to be “capital” club

You sound white

A miss like that will give a player the yips that will last until he gets transferred

*Doesn’t know the difference between “golden goal” and “first team to score wins”

Pretty fucking bonkers how this whole thing started with some half-assed joke by a stoner comic

Chat shit get banged, indeed.

Calm down Stephanie, i didn’t say that.

No matter how shitty the film is the property has enough fanboys to gurantee a profit. Star Wars fanatics hated the prequels but they saw each one at least 8 times in the theater just to make sure

My niece got a cheap chinese knockoff instead of the galaxy6 so i feel your vibe right now, but read the article next time, jeez

You neglected to mention how he secretly installed Windows Vista into everyones computer. Method as fuck

You should read the article, since its a joke

How do you find time to play with all that sex you’re having?

What a goddamned delightful season we’re having

Árseñal

I’m more of the Video Ouija type, as long as there aren’t any dead babies around

That is seriously insane. A single sip of alcohol anytime within 6 hours of playing pick up soccer at the park will cripple me with cramps