Yeah, there are lots of other Disney rides that could be turned into movies — for example the PeopleMover! In a seemingly utopian city of the future a detective hunts a murderer using the titular futuristic mass transit system!

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

I enjoyed the article, but I still don’t agree with the premise of your second paragraph. Single-elimination playoffs make the regular season matter a ton more, and they are a huge benefit to the team that gets to host. The old format, which punished the better team with a much more brutal travel schedule and put…

they better flex that shit on Sunday Night Football

Not Pictured: The exact thing that the title of the article specifically refers to.

OHM

“The student, meanwhile was sentenced on Thursday to three years of probation and mental health treatment after pleading guilty to felony possession of a firearm in a public building and misdemeanor possession of a loaded firearm in public.”

“That this life is worth living” I think that’s the biggest thing when it comes to teenage mass shooters. Easy access to guns is a big part but it’s no easy or small decision to go out in a blaze of destruction, the only reason I can think is these kids have no hope for the future and grow up thinking their lives are…

Hownthe fuck is this not being plastered over ever media site and television. This guy is an absolute hero in the realest sense of the word. 

Defensive Holding!

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.

Except...they were supposed to be dumping all that stuff down a DIFFERENT, not connected, drain.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

The Chinese government is not naive. It requires silence on Chinese political choices from its business partners as though they were Chinese citizens, and the NBA has offered just that.

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

A perfectly cromulent analysis.

This was before this last Sunday

If the Dolphins go 0-16, they’ll still be regarded as no worse than the 3rd-worst team of all time, simply because they tanked. They aren’t trying to be good, so they don’t get extra credit for being historically bad because they couldn’t not be. (Note: all that changes if somehow they actually play Alabama and the…

...Head coach Brian Flores ran some kind of Bizarro World two-point conversion pass that Kenyan Drake actually ennobled by dropping.