Sold out

Sold out

Tacko rang his bell.

Literally the first thing on my newsfeed:

I saw this story on several media outlets today.

Side note:

And on the other hand you have a shit ton of money, hence the confusion.

I dunno. My college roommate didn’t clean the microwave after his hot pockets exploded. I’m still salty twenty seven years later.

Playing hard is one thing. This was dirty, unnecessary, illegal, and a good way to injure a player who only needed to be touched.

This is what the Honda Pilot should have become. Instead they cross bred a mini van and a transformer and made it smaller.

And a contract to commit a crime? Prostitution is still illegal. How is offering to pay for sex okay if there is a contract involved? Why isn’t this guy in a jail already for solicitation? 

Promo tag line for week 9

Guess this is as close to a political post you’ll see at the new Deadspin.

Here’s what you can do. Cook the ramen with some shallots and mushrooms and a protein. I suggest some smoked pork shoulder. Meanwhile crack an egg in your serving/eating bowl. Add some soy sauce and a squirt of chili sauce. Give a little swirl to crack the yolk but don’t scramble the egg. Right before the ramen is…

It actually kinda nullifies the “why did you file the suit now?” argument. She didn’t time this to the NFL schedule. She didn’t time this to her own schedule.

Lots of cap space on lots of teams, including the Pats:

Who is? Most are scouts who married into the family tree. The NFL is more incestuous than a North Florida wedding party. 

Most disturbing is a professional sports journalist shooting interview video in the locker room in portrait. PORTRAIT!

I was all in on the USWNT getting more pay. Hell, I was all in for them to get paid MORE than the USMNT. They are consistently a better team than what the US has been able to field on the men’s side.

He must have had Shaq’s Math teacher.