I’ve tipped $.01 before to send a message. Tipping $.20 feels like bad math.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

As someone from a big square state that has forest fires from time to time I can’t tell you how many times I nearly snapped my own neck rolling my eyes at some eastern seaboard tourist speculating about how to best take on a fire the size of Vermont.

And kid car seats.

Pile on him as much as anyone can. This is bullshit.

No fucking joke. He’s trying to engage in a detailed discussion while driving. This is text book driving while distracted and has resulted in people being killed. This isn’t the first time Peter King has owned up to bad driving habits. He needs to be smacked in the face for this shit.  

Couple other examples. Honestly expect Jerry Rice to start talking and want to tell Strahan to shut up. This guy is a genius.

Kenny Stabler. Jeeze this guy is good!

Put nuggets in Tupperware with lid. Add dollop of mayo. Put lid on securely and shake the shit out of it.

“We aren’t the jury here?”

Kinda the point here is they were so obviously cheating. They were being fed kills in a publicly viewable format. And even then it was “controversial” because its really hard to say, “did that guy miss the shot on purpose or is just a mistake?” Only because some people in the community caught them by chance were they…

Rule of life: if you don’t know what you’re going to order before you get to the drive through then go inside to contemplate your options. 

So after Area 51 we rush Rushmore?

And lawyers

I might have cropped this one a little differently but it’s still good.

Evija?

That’s a door. Someone walked through it at the start of the clip.

This. I’ve had insanely intense arguments with self proclaimed libertarian republicans who also are NIMBY types who want government to intervene when it suits them.

Never really took that tack because dumping on Cali is low hanging fruit for flyover country. However, if you put yourself out there, would you rather be California or Alabama?