Fun fact - these are roomier inside than a Tahoe.

What a amazing insight! You must be so very proud of yourself for blaming this shit on unions instead of bean-counting for the sake of shareholders. Congratulations for blaming it on people who are working instead of the middlemen who are just buying in/cashing out without any actual purpose or responsibility in terms…

Imagine giving your kid a kiss and getting lit up on social media.

On the other hand, Twitter, etc., so I guess I get it, although he’s totally fucking wrong here anyway.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Well, in fairness, the MPs played a prank and had a DOG! Who woulda thought the military police would play dirty like that.

there was a big difference between what he was accused of then (basically the worst was calling his gm a cracker) and what he is accused of now. 

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

There is no way this asshole is a lifestyler. RACK (risk aware consensual kink) is based on very deeply rooted trust between individuals. It is not, “hi, nice to meet you. Here, sign this form.”

How has no one posted this?

People are going to go ahead and make their jokes, but 3 has stumped even kings for thousands of years.

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

Now I kinda want to get a picture of me in that pose (or slap my face on Darnold’s) and then change “Mononucleosis” to whatever ailment I’m suffering from that particular day so I can email that in to my coworkers when I’m not coming in.

I, along with the commentary, could not comprehend why they blew that play dead. As they pointed out several times really well, even if it was an incomplete pass, then nothing was lost by seeing the situation through. Instead the refs fundamentally affected the flow of the game without any good reason.

Crazy theory: Cam Newton is going blind in one eye. That’s why he’s inaccurate throwing to his right.

Oh, come on. The only exclusively cricket term was “T20.” You just saw the word “cricket” and your brain shut off. It’s pretty common in this country.

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Jameis lacks convictions too; that was a civil suit

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs