This guy gets paid millions of dollars to generate hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue for his owners. In return he will live with medical issues and addictions that the NFL will do SFA to help him with.

Question on the first review. If I’ve understood it correctly, the timing of the pass matters because if the ball has been released, then it is defensive pass interference only if the ball is deemed to be catchable? And with that throw, the refs might have decided that the ball was so high that Samuel didn’t have a…

No one ever captured the magic union of Jacksonville and Blake Bortles quite like “The Good Place”

I like it. Better yet, make it some Scooby-Doo/Inception shit.

So that’s where he ended up.

Didn’t you read the article? Of course this is not Blake Bortles, this is Gardner Flint Minshew II.

That polo came out of the bottom of a laundry bag shoved in a drawer underneath a 12 pack of Natty Ice and a bag of Funyuns. It last saw the light of day when he had to get photographed for his passport when his bro’s decided January is a good time to chase tail in Costa Rica.

If it really could take pictures and shave my face then I would buy.

It was not good, and that mentality is exactly why Muppets stuff has sucked for the last 20 years. The successful Muppets shows and movies weren’t targeted at adults. They were targeted at kids, and Jim Henson realized that kids could handle challenging moments, complex humor, and sometimes sad stuff. This kind of…

The ABC Muppets show was good. And I will say this until the end of time, the Muppets should be family friendly, but lean towards and adult audience. That means nothing so extremely explicit that kids can’t watch, but definitely plenty of innuendo that parents will gloss over if their kids ask about it. Also, Muppets…

Replace the “ticking clock” sound with one of the chickens.

“Potato” is a shape.

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

When did you start watching football? Literally happened 19 months ago.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Yes.  For the contract to be valid, the player has to report to work.  Events unfolded fast, and I guess Antonio’s representatives didn’t get a chance to intervene effectively on this, but when he requested a release and it was granted by the Raiders, that’s pretty above-board and hard to characterize as unfair.

I’m not sure I’d consider this “the Raiders snaking their way out of paying him guaranteed money.” There is not a contract out there with guaranteed money that doesn’t have a clause(s) that outlines some form of conduct guidelines, refusing to play, retirement, etc. The guaranteed money is just there to cover a player…

I’m slightly confused. At least based on a quick google, Terrell Owens never played for the Patriots or Belichick. Are you confusing him with Randy Moss?