No, Stephen A. No one thinks you’re lazy. You’re just fucking stupid.

“To the death?”

I stopped Dennis Wideman (NHL defenseman) on a few breakaways during a summer rec league game. After the last stop he spun around and yelled “Oh will you fuck off and let me score”.

I mean it makes sense, if as a draftee you’re trying to elevate your position, who better to coach you than a guy with first-hand experience on what type of BS will fool the types of GM’s who have high first round picks.

Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

You know what really makes me wonder? If centaurs were real, would they come out fully formed on the top and bottom or would the bottom be mostly useable with a useless baby top half? 

In the comics (not to say they’re going this route), in the past they’ve had those who get possessed by the Phoenix start getting “flare ups” as it approaches Earth. Judging by Chastain’s narration, Jean is uniquely “qualified” to be its host and it may have been drawn to her across the cosmos and started to make its…

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

Shoot punches and leaves.

Update:

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

“Nevada’s Jordan Caroline Punches Glass And Wolf Pack Staff Members Confront Cops In Postgame Tunnel Fracas”

If Eric Musselman is involved you can assume it's either his fault, he escalated things, or chose not to de-escalate them.

Well, I hope Draymond at least sends you a card on Father’s Day.

DON’T BRING SMOKED MEAT INTO THIS YOU MONSTER. 

while fathers held steady at 15 minutes of lost sleep each night