JuJuMonkeyBoy
JuJuMonkeyBoy
JuJuMonkeyBoy

It’s sad that it takes something so tragic to produce so many beautiful moments. Everything last night with the Marlins and now this.

Fuck you Patrick for getting me to feel good about something that was a positive for the Cardinals.

That’s not true, the only requirement is that payment be accepted in US dollars, but merchants can refuse to accept various forms of payment. Many businesses do not accept cash at all, you cannot pay Uber or Netflix in cash. Some airlines only accept credit cards got in flight purchases. Others only accept certain

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never

I agree. Also, I think that POTUS is such a small group. They can commiserate even if disagreeing on many other things. There are only a handful of people that know what stress the Obama family has undergone in office. W is one of those.

No. These are good takes. The best receiver on the field was a 37 year old man... respect.

Flacco threw for 214 and no TDs, so Smith had 40% of the Ravens passing yards. He caught the pass on 4th and 2 to give the Ravens their final first down of the game. He had more receptions than anyone else on the field Sunday, and 30 more yards than anyone on the Jags. He didn’t have a sad game, at least not in my

The world just lost a great humanitarian. He also happened to be a golfer.

The definition of a tag states you have to maintain control of the ball. It actually specifically says if you touch the player and then drop the ball it’s not a tag. Here’s the definition:

Lots of commenters here apparently don’t know this very basic baseball rule.

You are being that guy, because the fielder has to hold on to the ball.

It was a handoff, then a reverse, so by design the offense knew what was going on while the defense did not, hence 94 getting lit up by Browning.

Here’s a video of the entire play:

psst his wife is asian

Well played, I retract my statement as the facts clearly prove otherwise.

I’m enjoying the one that says, “JUST ONE BEFORE WE DIE!!” Honest.

Seriously, I have a feeling that guy has a more interesting life story than “I was a security guard the whole time.” Toughest motherfucker on the field.

What I was going to say, how’s your pain tolerance, dude? That was awesome!

He’s thinking about how much he’s gonna the idiot’s gonna get sued.

Was thinking the same thing. I would have been writhing on the ground. What a hardass.