If it was really done by someone ending each sentence with “brother,” he’d find a billionaire to loan him money to sue the Bengals.

Hey now, I am fat, male and 34 and I had 31 gall stones.

Obligatory Simpsons kinja reference, 9/14/16

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I can understand why Swanson refused to comment. It's a soft ball, low hanging fruit, or possibly just two nuts.

It’s extremely Brownsian that they can’t even be the best at losing

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Roethlisberger. He was hit by a car while motorcycling and more or less walked away.

Most of these lights come on when you still have 2-3 gallons left in the tank, which is plenty for cooling the pump, which already exists near the bottom of the tank anyway so the debris thing is just a red-herring.

I wish this myth would die, but it’s so prevalent I guess it never will.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

Years from now, I’ll always know exactly where I was when I couldn’t check my fantasy stats. #neverforget

Umpire kid’s baseball once, then tell me how much a piece of shit officials are. Parents/fans are the true morons.

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

And here we have someone who doesn’t play sports. It may not be fun sometimes when calls go against you, but without the refs any game simply becomes mass chaos. They have a tough job, and deserve better than physical violence because someone doesn’t like a call against them.

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

(Last time a Cardinal beat down on the Orangemen this hard, the Troubles restarted)

This is outrageous, and illegal. Political appointee trying to get away with illegal actions. I’ve have stayed at the Ritz Carlton on several occasions on the taxpayer’s dollar. How? Because the Ritz honors the federal per diem rate when space is available. Instead of $800 a room, it’s whatever the local per diem is,…

This is the Carolina Panthers of jokes. It sucks, but people still think its a winner.