I’m reading this now. Apparently the plaintiff keeps several horses on their property but they are “nearly odor free”. That’s some horses.

Edit: the judge quoted the damn simpsons. lol

now do you build it around a drag strip, oval track, road course or a massive skid pad

This is legit - I’m in. Shall we start a kickstarter? (serious question)

lets get him a chassis dyno, piss those hags off even more

You should see my neighborhood, I basically live in Jalopnia already. On a nice summer evening, it’s not uncommon to see 2 or 3 people per block out wrenching. My neighbor actually cheers when we start some of our louder cars.

Jesus has been in Australia racing utes.

What? No, Jesus drives a 66 VW Bus. I’ve seen him at, like, all the Dead shows.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

I know Jesus. Jesus is a friend of mine. Jesus loves people who work on their cars with friends.

Tell those people to move out so I can be his neighbor. I got a classic car and a bunch of tools.

I’m confused, those 2 old hags who spent 40k trying to fuck this guy over? I mean come on, I doubt a crippled guy is doing loud car work in the middle of the night. And who gives a fuck how big it is, it’s on his own property. I literally see no issue with this, why do people care if their neighbor has a garage like…

or it’s the expanding foam concept from Demolition Man.

Your suit just explodes into a Michelin man puffy balloon body and you bounce around harmlessly to a rest.

Seems like “We couldn’t make a cool enough helmet so we scrapped it” to me.

“We can’t take too many more grasshoppers, captain. Shields are at 19% and falling.”

In 2116, squids are actual cephalopods riding motorcycles.

It’s OK to go all “Cars and Coffee” over there, just not with hood vents.

same reason we still allow smoking and drinking... too many people are living too long... its getting hard to pay for all the olds :p

To you good folks in the States, the Mustang can be had as an entry level car up to road-melting goodness. You can buy the base convertible version for your college-age daughter or, once you’ve ditched that no-good cheating husband, you can use the settlement to buy a Shelby and go full-on Thelma and Louise. Or track…