0-60 Sometime next week... maybe.

I can’t wait until this old piece of shit dies. I’m taking a trip to his cemetery and taking a big old shit on his grave.  If there was any justice in the world he’d be hung for treason.

Step 5. Kanye appointed UN Ambassador.  It is not a coincidence he is at the White House today.

Haley resigns. Sessions is fired. Graham is appointed AG. Haley is appointed to take over for Graham. I know how the shitbird sings.

Really enjoyed this article. Always been a 959 fan. Saw one in real life in Aachen Germany in 1992. A silver-colored daily driver parked on the street in front of a bank. Smashed bugs on the headlights, chipped paint and all. To the uninitiated it probably looked just like another 911. Definitely made my day. 

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

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GT1 should be where its at.

I stumbled across “Intervention” on Hulu last week, a show I knew existed but never watched before, and have been binging it since. Three things stand out to me about the subjects of the series: 1. That the addicts have experienced violent trauma in childhood (physical/emotionally/verbal abuse), 2. are children of…

I really wish they decided to keep Buell around. If they didn’t have their heads shoved so far up their ass, keeping Buell could have led to the development of bikes that could potentially have appealed to more people.

I’d love to see him in IndyCar full time next year. I’m not exactly going to hold my breath waiting for that though.

Touché my friend. I’ll always side with science when it comes to shark rape.

Designed?

Counterpoint #69

Stand for what, exactly? Assuming he didn’t illegally fish that shark from wherever, what crime did he commit? Is it weird to pose naked with a dead shark? Fuck yeah that shit’s weird. But in what way besides trying to humiliate the guy would we punish him, exactly? There’s no evidence he actually fucked the shark.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ROLF THE NAZI SHARK??!?!?!?!

Thank you for pointing out sharks have no concept of Twitter, that was needed

Kouldn’t Kendall kome krashing Kia kommercials instead of krushing Pepsi kans?!