Her policies aren’t as good, she doesn’t have a strong history w/anti-war or movement politics, and she’s a vocal capitalist. That’s pretty much it for me, at least. I also think suggesting she has “basically no downsides” is a somewhat...rosy view of things. 

I think you’re underselling Biden’s appeal to the people he appeals to. I think there are definitely a lot of people who will support Biden because they think he has the best shot of defeating the president, but I think they think that for a reason.

Nobody cares, Michael.

It’s totally ok. I hate football (I hate all the sportsball games, but especially football). I just tuned in to watch JLo and Shakira bc I had a feeling they were going to do something fun, clever and political that would piss off Trump supporters. I was not disappointed.

I’m not easily offended

Ok Boomer

Ever heard of skateparks?

It’s always amusing to me that people still exist who don’t understand the difference between the editorial side of a business and the advertising side, and why you wouldn’t want them to be in lockstep.

Which is what exactly?

Which kind of milk will make you feel least guilty?

I was making a point in a less verbose and arrogant way. Maybe get people thinking about why those farms are closing? This ivory tower attitude is why we lose voters to snake oil salesmen. 

Here’s the thing, oat milk has 3g of protein per 8oz serving to dairy milk’s 8g. Hazelnut milk has just 1g of protein at that size, hemp milk has ~3.5g (some brands as low as 2g, one as high as 5g), and for some reason flax milk seems to have no protein in a lot of products out there. As they’re all roughly on the…

If it walks like a casserole and quacks like a casserole, it is a casserole.

I live in dairy country, drink actual milk and feel just great about myself. I also have a pretty fucking low carbon footprint. Surely high horses give off more methane than cattle.

I might get the ire of some people, but that sounds awful. I don’t really get the fascination with tater tots. They’re probably the worst version of fried potato I can think of.

I’m not from Minnesota, but I’ve lived here for more than 20 years. Hot dish never ceases to amuse me, especially the variety of options (all of which seem to include cream-of-something soup).

I just want to share John Paul Brammer’s parody, because he’s been subtweeting the book for weeks. He also does a gay latinx advice column Hola Papi with the best art.

Why does the half million go to educating children about the child labour laws? It's Chipotle who need the education here. 

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

They couldn’t. As Penis Man he can command any penis near him. He would have disarmed them and got away