. . . a docuseries of sorts where employees are thrown into Goop-y experiences, like well-groomed lab rats in luxury cashmere.

Really, I just butter everything to be on the safe side.

Hilary Clinton had her chance. It went to hell in a handbasket. Can she please just go away now? I don’t like to be reminded of that election and she’s just making things worse.

I know, like chocolate syrup!

Oh, honey, you are totally ThatGuy. 

Can I ask why this isn’t a violation of national security when MBS intentionally sends malware to a US citizen to hack his phone and potentially extort him?

Oh, MBS. Hacking phones, hacking up journalists. He’s a prince, that one.

“You’ve killed millions, but you’re still coasting on a lot of good will from that bake sale five years ago.”

Obsession? Also, by your own reasoning, you are a woman, no?

I listened to Rick Ross on breakfast club years ago say his motivation to lose weight was so he could buy designer clothes. Not sure about women sizes, but if it’s Japanese or European, subtract 2 sizes from your American fit. Men have been losing weight to fit into clothes for all my life. Perhaps Queen B is trying…

It’s hard to tell which side of the mob to get on sometimes, ya know? I mean, I know we’ve got these torches and pitchforks for something, but figuring out which one of Frank’s monsters to go after can be confusing.

Dear Mrs. Clinton

Shut the fuck up and just vote for whomever wins the Dem primary.

You are far worse than any Bernie bro. This type of ridiculous word vomit is how Trump won in 2016

There he is.

I’ll get shit for it, but I’d rather vote for the old white guy who has remained more-or-less consistent in his left-wing views over a pretend, feel-good shallow veneer of progress disguising the same neoliberal, center-right bullshit.

In the doc, you’re brutally honest on Sanders: “He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It’s all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it.” That assessment still hold?

Oh shit, here come the coal chewers.

Team Meteor, every time.

The team that cut Kaepernick for his protests even though they didn't have anyone better to replace him with? There is no moral high ground to be found in any NFL team.