Cardi B, drugger of people, violent attacker of women, vicious transphobe, and favorite of Jezebel.  Maybe she can be President once she works out her legal issues.

Great, but maybe start small and work yourself up to the presidency? As a bureaucrat, I can tell you it looks A LOT different from the inside than the outside. Learn the ropes, learn all the billion rules, get comfortable navigating the system, then go for gold.

I know Family Guy isn’t popular around here, but:

Cheers! I thoroughly enjoyed your writing and am sad to see you leave, but I wish you all the success in the world.

Ecleen, I have always admired your writing, loved your takes, and your product diary still brings me inspiration (I miss those...) all the best to you :)

Good luck in your next chapter

Congrats on getting out before the herb sinks this ship, too!

It would pretty much have to include floating. Humans are pretty buoyant, and it doesn’t take a lot of effort to stay afloat as long as you don’t panic. Rough seas would make it more difficult. Lots of body fat would make it easier. But I think the record is 3-4 days, so 11 hours isn’t impossible. That said, I…

Maybe they were partying in the Dead Sea?

A lot of it probably was. I’ve fortunately never been in that position, but the salt water is supposed to allow for better buoyancy, so if you spread your arms and legs out, and let yourself float, that 11 hours is completely possible (if terrifying and exhausting). I’d be curious to know what kind of PFD the guy was…

Treading water for eleven hours???

beto is worthless. the smartest thing that opportunistic turd ever did was drop out of the race.

Exactly.

Nigeria is an authoritarian petroleum state. Out of the frying pan and in to the fire.

She will however probably complain to the dean and write some baselessly mean shit on her course evaluation.

White people, it has been 2020 for 6 days! 6!!! Control yourselves!

A Ja-fakin’ named Chet. *Sigh. Sounds about white.

Remember when we used to be mad at American Apparel ads?

Do you mean the position in the header image? Spooning? That is literally the only position I orgasm in.