Another one throwing in the towel. Politics is vicious, and doubly so if you’re in heels.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

I’ll give you this star, but consider this your warning.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

In conclusion, eat it, haters. Preferably off my legs because they’re both very clean rinsed.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Premier League owners beg government to save them from having to select English players.

It creates more clicks for the suits upstairs to gloat about.

CLUCK THE PO-LICE!

I think it’s “Douglass.” As in “Frederick.” He’s still alive you know.

Can’t imagine why...

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

MerMAN!! It’s Merman.

weird Scrantonicity

The most powerful man in Checkers wears velcro shoes

“When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.”

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.