I’m still not over that. *shudder*

I think you did yourself a favor. Better that happen than actually eat at TGI Friday’s.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Shut up and stop trying to have sex with me.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Its cool everyone. I fixed it. Now it looks better AND its more Jesus-y.

but if his overbearing and oversharing father didnt share this news, did it really happen?

Yeah, but having money certainly makes it easier for you to control how you spend those minutes. You can cram a lot more life into those days and years if you’re not constantly living paycheck to paycheck.

Question:

I thought that was deliberate? She referenced “leaving all her family behind” or something in one of her intense talks with Perry and I just assumed she was Australian expat in America.

I’ve noticed that too. On one hand it’s annoying that after being an actor in the US for so many years she hasn’t been able to gain full control of it, and on the other hand why wouldn’t they just let her keep the accent for this character? It doesn’t seem too crazy to have an Aussie living in Monterey.

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years without Phil Hartman

ROSES ARE RED

and the woman who started it all

Fine, there are worse and stupider things than e-sports, I apologize without reservation to the Gillette Razor and Chemical Weapons Corporation

It’s already catching on in the States too.

However, she did tell me she noticed Kidman’s Australian accent would creep in every now and then.

Just like they say—the cream rises to the top! If, you know, the cream was old, powdery, and had been mistaken once for salt and had salt added to it, then added to coffee that had burned three weeks ago and was left in the pot.