I’ll go one further. No need for wedding gifts, and if you do give one, no need for a thank you card. Because fuck thank you cards, man.

Just a couple of fun guys.

Raise first, then vacation is how i think.

Anybody that picked long summer vacations over getting a raise must not be lower middle class/balancing above the poverty level. Gimme dat motherfucking raise.

Here’s a reenactment of a discussion from three years ago dealing with MLM’s.(we didn’t even need the money):

Sean Spicer just said in the daily press briefing that the WH never tried to do this. Which I’m sure is 100% true, just like everything else the WH says. /s

Thanks for this! But as a Tigers fan, I already see a tremendous amount of other teams’ homers and extra base hits in innings 7 through 9, typically.

“CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TIND- NO, NOT YOU. THE HOT ONE... CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TINDER MATCH FOR YOU.”

You’re walking your dog down the street when a drone flies up to you with some fucked up and overly strident robotic voice - “CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TINDER MATCH FOR YOU. HE IS (RACE), WITH (COLOR) EYES, AND (COLOR) HAIR - HE ENJOYS (LENGTH OF TIME) WALKS ON THE BEACH AND PREFERS (CATS OR DOGS). HE IS “(DIRECT QUOTE…

Its amazing how regular citizens will become complicit in government terror isn’t it?

Like Barack B-rock The Islamic Shock Hussein Superallah Obama.

Bicycling WHILE fellating?

Or for the whole city of Cleveland.

Ass Factory...that’d be a pretty good name for a strip club in Cleveland.

When will white people address their culture of violence?

How was he radicalized? Where was he praying? Why didn’t neighbors report him?

but enough about Steve Bannon

Should the DAPL become fully operational...

“We don’t know how much of a factor race plays in the sudden reversal of public opinion...”

The love you have for your babies is beautiful and you’re making me cry!