That is only 2 steps away from Elaine Benes bad dancing.

Sanna Marin, Finlands’ new Prime Minister

This sounds more Jason.

I have a friend who spilled boiling water on his foot as a child. They grafted a patch from his butt, and now he has curly butt hairs on his butt-foot.

You also missed an opportunity...

Missed opportunity that the “s” in “penis” isn’t this one:

Eleanor is reincarnated at the end of The Good Place and winds up in Arizona again. She reacts accordingly.

But can it pass the butter?

Wouldn’t Vibranium would absorb the impact of anything it hit while sledding, creating a pretty smooth ride?

Radish? That kid’s gonna be nicknamed Radish.

Not saying you’re wrong, but I don’t think you’re taking the gravity of this situation as strongly as you should(no pun intended). This wasn’t some leader of some rag tag hard to pronounce terror cell, this was the general of a nation with half a million active service men, which has a Navy and an Air Force, with…

Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from okay. Because, you see, this was an act pretty clearly designed to provoke a war. And war means absolutely horrific things. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of American and Iranian soldiers. It means the deaths of hundreds of thousands (possibly…

One step closer to this then.

Here let me interpret it for you: “You’re a cunt.”

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible…

Congratulations, the crooked idiot you elected as president just committed an act of war.

Wife and redneck cousin? One and the same mate.