Sanna Marin, Finlands’ new Prime Minister

This sounds more Jason.

I have a friend who spilled boiling water on his foot as a child. They grafted a patch from his butt, and now he has curly butt hairs on his butt-foot.

You also missed an opportunity...

Missed opportunity that the “s” in “penis” isn’t this one:

Eleanor is reincarnated at the end of The Good Place and winds up in Arizona again. She reacts accordingly.

Radish? That kid’s gonna be nicknamed Radish.

I would think it would be a better idea from a PR standpoint to offer a free upgrade to passengers who are a part of the airline’s loyalty/rewards program whenever they cut off booking. It makes the first class seats look more sought after to other passengers if the seats are full, it makes the upgraded passenger(s)…

Still wrong—the Cayenne rules.

Something my Grandfather used to call complainers. 

Winter tires on any of these would work just fine. I grew up on a farm 6 miles from the nearest paved road. You’ll be fine, Francis. 

I need this for ma family ‘n stuff.

The Tesla fan has logged on.

Are we missing the bigger picture here. The president committed another impeachable offense by breaking federal whistleblower protection laws.

Source on him not voting for Clinton in 2016? He supported Bernie but he rallied hard for Clinton once she was the nominee, he even made a doc about it. 

People have mentioned this incorrect fact multiple times. No, there is no zero ‘clock and there is no year zero. Technically, a decade is ANY period of ten years but historically, decades begin with the year ending in zero and end in nine. The only example is the first decade, which technically began in the year 1 BC…

Aren’t you the same person that bitched about people cheering last time it was brought up? If so, remember when everyone told you how wrong you were?

Wife and redneck cousin? One and the same mate.