He looks like Kevin from “The office”.
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Feels like a missed opportunity to utilize “Fat Matt.”
I got in to UT Austin and I'm a white woman. They automatically let in every student who is in the top 10% of their class. If the bitch would have done better in school she would have gotten in.
You know you want to, bro
No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.
old wive’s tale, yo
My parents had to give away their cat when I was born because it would crawl into my crib and try to “cuddle” with me. Actually, it was suffocating me. It could get under the door and everything. My parents like to say that he just “loved me too much”, but he could have had other, more sinister, intentions...
My mom’s cat when I was a baby was fiercely protective of me. She slept in the crib but never on my face, just cuddled up next to me and attacked anyone that tried to touch me that wasn’t my mom or brother. 25lb murder cat terrified my aunts and uncles and grandparents until she finally warmed up to them.
Banana pee! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate how little you understand basic economics
With my fear of heights and vertigo, Imma give this a hard pass.
This reminds me of another story I read in article recently about taking your pets from overseas to US:
12 million gallons for one home is a drop in the bucket to you? Get over yourself.
While many drought-concerned residents of California are using leftover bongwater to water their plants
I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”
Yeah, wild animals are not really cognizant or giving a shit what we’ve decided to call their species.
