Yeah, well baseball is duller than pig shit. What else is there to do?

I’m a kayaker and I have to admit I’d do the exact same thing as this woman. I’d definitely stay back a bit, but I’d be very loudly upset when witnessing my (likely expensive) kayak being eaten. :(

He was on vacation. He and Boo Boo needed time apart.

“Washington: It’s a strip club,”

Excuse me, but I believe that bear was actually named Yogi, and he only ate the kayak because he had mistaken it for a pickanick basket.

Yes because if I’m planning to blow up an airport, I’m putting the explosives in cute teeny bottles in my checked luggage and clearly marking them “TNT”

I get that she’s distraught but she’s still WAY too fucking close to that bear. If it decided to eat her before heading down for its hibernation, she would have been toast. (In Yellowstone, rangers advise people to leave a football field size distance between themselves and a bear!)

*wiggles eyebrows*

guac is extra.

All I know is:

“cheap” “tacos”

I buy my Apple stuff from third party sellers, because it tends to be WAY cheaper. Apple products do tend to be expensive, but they’re really no more expensive than any other high-end equivalents (and for the record, PC gaming is an entirely separate category that Apple doesn’t compete in).

So that just leaves the…

I mean,

By accepting this Project assignment, you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all…

sounds like a Tuesday night to me.

Eh. I don’t like Apple stuff because you have to get everything from them AND it’s expensive AND there are a lot of hipsters with Apple stuff. Therefore, I stick with any other stuff that will work somewhat together. Right now it’s an Acer laptop, an HP desktop, an LG phone and a Samsung TV. It’s fine.

That graph though...

Lol, “What is this gen 3!?”

And since it’s a dolphin, it only did it to hopefully have sex with her.